I’m FUMING. I can’t believe how inconsiderate some people can be.  Okay, so you’re a guy and you like guys. Honestly, no one gives a flying fuck.  However, it doesn’t mean you can be a sassy asshole and go around telling people to kill themselves or calling them dumbasses, or idiots, or telling people to shut up for no apparent reason.  I really didn’t expect to go home today and be able to tell my roommates about my day, which consisted of “yeah, this guy in my section told me to go kill myself because I suggested to the WHOLE GROUP that we focus on balancing the sop/alto with the ten/bari”.  Oops, my mistake for speaking.

You’re 21, so grow the fuck up.  There’s first years in the section who are more mature than you, which is pretty pathetic.  I guess it makes sense though, as they obviously have more sense. Also, how you managed to find a guy who’s willing to spend the rest of his life with you is beyond me.

It’s not like I’m ready to go kill myself, or would ever consider it because I’m generally a pretty happy person, but I worry that he’ll say this to the wrong person who will take it to heart even more than I did.  

For one person to make me want to graduate from this program just so I won’t have to spend any more time with them is pretty bad, but the constant negative attitude, lack of cooperation and snarky comments have become way too much to handle.

That being said, I don’t hate him and I don’t want anything bad to happen to him or anything, but I really hope he realizes how much of a douche he can be, and that he changes his ways.  He’d have A LOT more friends, and less people who just have to tolerate him.

when someone decides that they have better plans than to come see your last recital of your undergrad? yeah, that’s a nice feeling.


im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above

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which is messier my life or my hair

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he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

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the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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